|Do you think you can assist this lost lamb who has begun to question his beliefs?|
“Oh of COURSE I can! As a soldier of Christ I can help all the lost souls who have wandered from the Lord’s care! Now little heretic, tell Momoko your sins!”
“Why hello there nice to meet you!”
Don’t sniff me,ya freak!How the hell’d ya even figure that out from just sniffin’ me,ya loon!?You sure you’re still not a crack addict?Besides,there’s no castle in the sky.Not anymore.It was destroyed and crumbled down and crashed,explodin’ and killin’ all nearby whom it may have fallen upon.Probably crashed onto an orphanage.Or a preschool.Or an old folks home.Or all three.
“I didn’t know for sure until you just told me. I’m positive I’m not a crack addict. If I was Mommy and Daddy would send me back to that rehab facility, and I can’t go back there. I owe some people money and they’d be on my ass. And God made them all die because they were filthy sinners. Doesn’t anyone read the bible these days?”
I didn’t do anythin’ sinful,say anythin’ ‘bout there bein’ no hope or anythin’ to be a dirty swine nor even mention Jews,and I certainly don’t worship a demon lord,but I ain’t a sinful man,and I’ve died before,back when I was more religious,I guess.Know what I saw?Nothin’.Darkness.There is no afterlife,darlin’,and I’d appreciate if you got your overly-obsessive religious mouth in place for one moment and listened to your elders,cause clearly they know more than you.Now scram,kid.
“…” she leaned over and sniffed him, a scowl on her face. “HEATHEN! You’ve had premarital sex! That’s why you didn’t go to heaven! Unlike you, when I die there is a golden castle waiting for me in the sky! So SUCK IT, ASSHOLE!”